eschaton-disaster:

We made the assistant trivia host rage quit. This is the same MRA as before do it feels good.

He got mad that we called his question out for being inaccurate and confusing. “SNL alumni”=\=hosts, bro. He also wouldn’t even look at me or listen to me when I was trying to explain that to him. Sry we’re smarter than u, bro.

MUSIC ASKS

1: A song you like with a color in the title
2: A song you like with a number in the title
3: A song that reminds you of summertime
4: A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about
5: A song that needs to be played LOUD
6: A song that makes you want to dance
7: A song to drive to
8: A song about drugs or alcohol
9: A song that makes you happy
10: A song that makes you sad
11: A song that you never get tired of
12: A song from your preteen years
13: One of your favorite 80’s songs
14: A song that you would love played at your wedding
15: A song that is a cover by another artist
16: One of your favorite classical songs
17: A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke
18: A song from the year that you were born
19: A song that makes you think about life
20: A song that has many meanings to you
21: A favorite song with a person’s name in the title
22: A song that moves you forward
23: A song that you think everybody should listen to
24: A song by a band you wish were still together
25: A song by an artist no longer living
26: A song that makes you want to fall in love
27: A song that breaks your heart
28: A song by an artist with a voice that you love
29: A song that you remember from your childhood
30: A song that reminds you of yourself

Seriously do this … or I will just do it myself…

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I’m sad about the poop party

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Idk what I was thinking with my previous post.

I miss MySpace surveys.
Why isn’t that a thing on tumblr?

laurenplus:

PLUS SIZE DRESS GIVEAWAY!!! Alright, sweethearts. This is the first time I’m attempting something like this so please have some patience with me. I’m cleaning out my closet and there are just some dresses that I don’t even wear anymore so I thought that there’d be nothing better than to circulate them back within a community of my fellow fat babes. Above are the 3 dresses that I’m giving away. In order by length, longest to shortest, clockwise.

I’m a US size 3x. I don’t have specifics to the measurements of each dress but if your body type is similar to mine (you can scroll through my blog to see) or smaller then you should be fine. I will say that the red dress’s tag says that it’s an 18 and the dark blue dress’s tag says it’s a 16. The black dress stretches so it fits true to size.

So, rules for the giveaway!

1) You must be following me. Don’t worry, you can unfollow immediately after the winner is chosen. I WILL BE CHECKING THIS. This just makes it easier for me to pick the winner if I can just go in and find your username immediately. 2) You must be living in the U.S. I’m sorry. If I could ship out of country I would, but I’m a struggling student—and—well you know the rest. 3) You must reblog the post. I will not count likes.

You can reblog the post up to 3 times. The giveaway will end August 2nd and I will hopefully be able to select the winner by August 4th. I’m just going to put your reblogs into a randomizer generator to select the winner. I’ll also be adding some extras to the package like cosmetics i.e. eyeliner, eyeshadow, lipstick. But that’s all completely at random and will be a surprise!

So good luck, babes! And don’t hesitate to message me if you have any questions!

Six years ago at Pitchfork. This was shortly before I smoked a huge grape blunt, had a panic attack afterwards, threw up everywhere, got dehydrated, had heat exhaustion, and then had to go to the hospital.

Six years ago at Pitchfork. This was shortly before I smoked a huge grape blunt, had a panic attack afterwards, threw up everywhere, got dehydrated, had heat exhaustion, and then had to go to the hospital.

eschaton-disaster:

stayinbedgrowyrhair:

GO TO HELLLLLLL

I would eat beet chocolate cupcakes, but I would use cream cheese icing.

That’s bad and you should feel bad

Finally replaced my poor Smartcar.

Finally replaced my poor Smartcar.