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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

I bought some Target shoes at goodwill today and just noticed that they’re both left foot shoes.

Trying to pretend it’s not that noticeable.
:(

Best frand

Best frand

Found this piece that matches our plates and bowls!

Found this piece that matches our plates and bowls!

Nightmare

Nightmare

bxsedlxrd: “Peggys pssy game to skrong, i tell ya what”

bxsedlxrd:

“Peggys pssy game to skrong, i tell ya what”

(Source: spankmehardbarry)

highperspace: theblindedlens: jaiwrestledabearonce: THE FUTURE IS NOW Ok I’ve been watching this forever. HOW DOES THE THING NOT JUST PULL THE LID OFF OF THE DRINK. The circumference of the holder is less than the circumference of the lid so the cup doesn’t go all the way down in the holder?

highperspace:

theblindedlens:

jaiwrestledabearonce:

THE FUTURE IS NOW

Ok I’ve been watching this forever. HOW DOES THE THING NOT JUST PULL THE LID OFF OF THE DRINK.

The circumference of the holder is less than the circumference of the lid so the cup doesn’t go all the way down in the holder?

(Source: redbloodedamerica)

Let’s hyperventilate together!

Let’s hyperventilate together!

The really great thing about my gyno though is that she has never once mentioned my weight. Not even today when I am a solid 20 pounds heavier than the last time I saw her.

If my heart were to beat any faster, I’m pretty sure it would explode.

I either have to nervous poop or it’s because of this coffee.

(Source: bobbymoynihan)

I have a gyno appt tomorrow and I’m already anxious.

My heart feels weird.

highperspace:

esexist:

there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday

sasshole.

(Source: vintagesouls-)

I had a middle-aged man corner me in the Kroger parking lot ask me a lot if questions about my car.

He might have just genuinely been curious but come on. you don’t, as a man, corner a woman in the back of a parking lot even in daylight.

LEAVE ME ALONE